View Full Version : Dear John

11-21-2004, 08:54 AM

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx a million of love,


5 years have passed since then. Already.
Now it reminds me of those dumb words I said to the taxi driver at that night..

11-22-2004, 08:41 AM
BE A MAN and say sorry if they feel guilty!!! :mad:
otkorashiku ayamare!!!! :mad:

... :(

11-23-2004, 03:59 PM
Sweet Francis you're farking mad !

nice man washing
11-23-2004, 05:49 PM
John's birthday? Happy birthday John! May leopards serve you tofu in the garden. With the reissue of Tago Mago by Can playing loudly.

11-23-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Harnk
Sweet Francis you're farking mad !

S*H*U*T *THE* F*** U*P*.

11-23-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by nice man washing
John's birthday? Happy birthday John! May leopards serve you tofu in the garden. With the reissue of Tago Mago by Can playing loudly.

Hah! "Tago Mago" is not ramantic at all. We'd play some THE BEACH BOYS romantic ballard songs. HEheheeh..

11-23-2004, 09:12 PM
...wait, why "tofu"??
i'm "anglo cat", speaks in the classy UPPER-CLASS english accent. i'd serve fish & chips, (...) baked potatoes(...), some beans with ketchap souce(....).........

oh, i've got an idea. a chocolate bar only.

11-24-2004, 06:55 AM
..no offence about foods or cooking, just in case.
but i take offense at *THEM*.
someone laughed at my accent on the tape, eh? :mad:
i sang songs written by musicians in uk a lot, particulary at that period.
no wonder, huh.
even if we do the same thing, some people are forgiven, and i'm not..

11-24-2004, 08:23 AM
Have I just stepped into the land of Krizbo, or has 's' completely spun her tits like fried banana-goose lampshades?

11-24-2004, 09:23 AM
DON'T MENTION ABOUT my tits, you pervert!
i might not be able to get married... :mad:


11-24-2004, 09:26 AM
1. snouty hamper dragons
2. egg dilemmas
3. tweed lobsters
4. handsome carpets
5. sneaky gerald equations
6. ill-advised lunch revivals
7. pickled air
8. intercepted transmissions from lonely doormats
9. relentless library meal-carts
10. disheartened toyota proteges
11. barnacle pollution therapy
12. buick trousers
13. gravy harrassment
14. angular onion parachutes
15. diproportionate larry rations
16. wilting bologna extensions
17. drive thru hardware stores selling loose meats
18. lonely sofa entrenchments
19. lippy horse pockets
20. undigested leotard fruitions
21. vagina protocol variances
22. gloody knee comparisons
23. mulched rangina tarts
24. a resolution in the parp frozzle crisis
25. milk substitutions in the form of genocide
26. fanatical umbrella repetoires
27. rabid horse trunk inclusions
28. unenthused turkeys
29. german gentilness
30. persuasive hamhock virus
30. pensive milk delays
31. traffic due to small genital backlash
32. overdue porkshed cable networks
33. platypus hype
34. norty salad reclassifications
35. hybrid lucille carts
31. octopus synergy malfunctions
32. horse fractals upon arrival
33. return unused portions to china for refund
34. lethargic pizza practicalities
35. insipid butt virus 36. electric lunch
37. fresh born baby legs $1.99 a pound
38. rectal lester squats
39. neglected garlic contracts
40. tuna fish truck licenses
41. the Henderson dance squad
42. hyper scarf crisis
43. flangoney mulk situations evolving into Sunday
44. pumpy stillness
45. irregular lamb shoes
46. sensitive beef appraisals limiting dutch bubble practices
47. gentle waves of wolves cascading over our genitals
48. hark the herald Larry screams
49. lucid raisin defense
50. tickle pickle bon voyage t-shirts
51. the bureau of rectal collitis serenades
52. Prickly delusions in Polish romance
53. warm choruses of silk battery neglegence
54. Greek knee therapy for lonely ballerinas
55. Francis sneakers
55. Illogical shifts in nanny pumps
56. Porkchester Farms County Intelliegence Center for the Retarded
57. Viscious Jews without bread
58. Guacomole displacement due to coding errors
59. flesh mulch depositories
60. Hectic electric vagina escapades

11-24-2004, 09:31 AM
doh, how did you type those long lines for just a few minites??? :o :o :o :o

11-24-2004, 09:38 AM
I have a few eskimos working for me, and by God they are quick.

11-24-2004, 08:09 PM

i'd love to see tits like a box of frogs. :o

11-24-2004, 08:12 PM
i men, "if those things exist."

chichi ga "as mad as a box of frogs?" donnanyanen?? :o

11-30-2004, 07:23 AM
john put his toupee off in front of me, he was bold-headed!!! :o :o :o (it exactly looked like "a xavier-haghe"........ :D ) only the top of his head was bold...

i was sooooo amazed and so shocked. :o

analize my dream in a froitism way, anyone..?

no offense, it's nothing more than my dream. :D

11-30-2004, 08:07 AM
give me the Larry Fine

12-16-2004, 07:23 AM
i'm going to shave john's moustache and beard, and make him put on much cooler stylish clothes, and show him off.

12-16-2004, 07:28 AM
... mustache. he'd look cool, his face is not bad at all
..not like mine.