AMusicTape
12-17-2006, 02:27 PM
This is official and not a hoax:
Julian Koster’s SAW will be caroling holiday and new years lullabies for doorsteps, with his gentle encouragement… (a carol or two)
On the evening of WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 20th in any of the near OUTLYING ISLANDS of Portland MAINE or PORTLAND itself, one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions).. Bringing it to Portland’s Eastern Promenade path where one will find the Narrow Gauge Railroad. Following then these tracks to a small group of abandoned trains and there finding Another Boxcar Full Of Cranberries. Upon this, beside the word OCEAN in white pealing paint (and pealing red paint backround), finding a horizontal metal bar, and tying your animal to it by 4 o’clock on Wednesday. Beware of the stationmaster! The Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 9 in the evening,
On the evening of SATURDAY DECEMBER 23rd in BENNINGTON VERMONT, or near outlying areas, one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions). Bringing it to the big white Church in Old Bennington, and tying it to the fence on Monument avenue near the entrance to the graveyard By 4 o’clock on Saturday. The Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 8 in the evening, and therefore may require an otherwise pleasant evening at home.
On Christmas Eve in CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUCETS or any place QUITE NEAR to it, One might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions). Going to the Park on Mount Auburn St. that is beside the Cambridge Skating Club with the circular walkway that extends to the Friends meeting place and Brattle Street. This park is located just a few blocks away from the square in the direction of Watertown. Entering the Park and tying it to the fence that separates it from the Ice skating somewhere closest to Mount Auburn Street by 6 on Christmas eve. The Caroling will take place some time between 10:00 and 11:15 PM!
On the evenings of DECEMBER 26th and DECEMBER 29th in the ISLAND OF MANHATTAN or IMMEDIATE vicinity (within only a few subway stops out), one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions), AND WHICH OF THE TWO DATES YOU PREFER; and entering CENTRAL PARK at west 79th St, following the entrance road in, and crossing over to the other side of the Central Park Avenue. Finding there in front of you a path leading to and around a circle of ivey, foliage, and bushes and on to an outcropping in the lake. Not entering but finding BESIDE THE MOUTH OF THIS PATH (to the left), just off of the avenue, a sign post with the name HERNSHEAD upon it, and tying your animal to it. Do so by 4 o’clock one day prior to the date you’ve selected. Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 9 in the evening. If you do not live in the City but will be visiting, write such on back of your animal and the Carolers shall meet you at the HERNSHEAD signpost NEAR 6PM on the selected day.
ON ALL LISTED DATES:
Julian’s saw will accept (non compulsory) donations of hot chocolate which he will drink on it’s behalf.
Thank you.
Julian Koster’s SAW will be caroling holiday and new years lullabies for doorsteps, with his gentle encouragement… (a carol or two)
On the evening of WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 20th in any of the near OUTLYING ISLANDS of Portland MAINE or PORTLAND itself, one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions).. Bringing it to Portland’s Eastern Promenade path where one will find the Narrow Gauge Railroad. Following then these tracks to a small group of abandoned trains and there finding Another Boxcar Full Of Cranberries. Upon this, beside the word OCEAN in white pealing paint (and pealing red paint backround), finding a horizontal metal bar, and tying your animal to it by 4 o’clock on Wednesday. Beware of the stationmaster! The Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 9 in the evening,
On the evening of SATURDAY DECEMBER 23rd in BENNINGTON VERMONT, or near outlying areas, one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions). Bringing it to the big white Church in Old Bennington, and tying it to the fence on Monument avenue near the entrance to the graveyard By 4 o’clock on Saturday. The Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 8 in the evening, and therefore may require an otherwise pleasant evening at home.
On Christmas Eve in CAMBRIDGE MASSACHUCETS or any place QUITE NEAR to it, One might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions). Going to the Park on Mount Auburn St. that is beside the Cambridge Skating Club with the circular walkway that extends to the Friends meeting place and Brattle Street. This park is located just a few blocks away from the square in the direction of Watertown. Entering the Park and tying it to the fence that separates it from the Ice skating somewhere closest to Mount Auburn Street by 6 on Christmas eve. The Caroling will take place some time between 10:00 and 11:15 PM!
On the evenings of DECEMBER 26th and DECEMBER 29th in the ISLAND OF MANHATTAN or IMMEDIATE vicinity (within only a few subway stops out), one might lure the aforementioned saw, by drawing a simple picture in the shape of an animal and cutting it out. Attaching to it a string. Writing on it’s back your address (and simple directions), AND WHICH OF THE TWO DATES YOU PREFER; and entering CENTRAL PARK at west 79th St, following the entrance road in, and crossing over to the other side of the Central Park Avenue. Finding there in front of you a path leading to and around a circle of ivey, foliage, and bushes and on to an outcropping in the lake. Not entering but finding BESIDE THE MOUTH OF THIS PATH (to the left), just off of the avenue, a sign post with the name HERNSHEAD upon it, and tying your animal to it. Do so by 4 o’clock one day prior to the date you’ve selected. Caroling will take place some time between 6 and 9 in the evening. If you do not live in the City but will be visiting, write such on back of your animal and the Carolers shall meet you at the HERNSHEAD signpost NEAR 6PM on the selected day.
ON ALL LISTED DATES:
Julian’s saw will accept (non compulsory) donations of hot chocolate which he will drink on it’s behalf.
Thank you.