Bacteria vs Wolves!!??

[tiemeupwithredtape]

just wanted to see which subject headline gets more views. this one, or my scarlett johansson headline.

[opopopo]

I like wolves.

I saw a couple of wolves a few weeks ago and was very glad that they had no interest in eating me.

In elementary school, I made a sock puppet wolf.

I am amused by the quantity of bands who reference wolves in their names.

In conclusion, I prefer wolves.

However, I also appreciate all the hard work the good bacteria in my body is currently doing. Keep up the good work, bacteria.

[Xylemicarious]

Wolves, obviously. Wolves eat animals all of the time. These animals are covered in huge amounts of bacteria, which are then digested by the wolves. Every once in a while, a wolf will get sick and die. But mostly it's just insane amounts of bacteria being killed by wolves.

[auxiliaryoctopus]

I had a dream that I bit the throat out of a wolf. It was wild!

[BigBlackSmoke]

yeah Im going to have to go with wolves also.

but the biggest rivalry I think is pirates vs ninjas. I would have to say ninjas, because the worked to get where they are. pirates cheated and lied to get what they have. ninjas also are really agile, and I admire that.

[tomatoesandradiowires]

Sooo...how many others started violently clicking the refresh button to screw up redtape's results?

[jaimi]

I haven't. The Scarlett nude thing seems more like spam on this board. The name of this thread sounds perfectly legit. I thought, upon first click (this being my third), that this would be an epic battle between mediocre indie bands with no personality and dumb names that have wolves or bacteria in them. Wolf Parade vs. well, I can't actually think of any bands with the name bacteria in them. Well played, indeed!

[Xylemicarious]

As far as pirates vs. ninjas, pirates, for most of the same reasons that BigBlackSmoke mentioned. Ninjas may be agile, but they're all too concerned with working to achieve things and also with honor. Sure, they'll fly off a roof and knife some guy in the back, but you get them in a corner and they pull that hari kari nonsense. A pirate can fight himself out a corner anyday, and because they are such good liars/cheaters themselves, pirates are immune to much ninja trickery. Ninjas are too high and mighty to realize that someone else might be trying to trick them.
Of course if we're doing a pirates vs. ninjas match where we test their prowess in different areas, there are certianly areas when ninjas would win. Pirates, no matter how they try, cannot fly. Also, teleportation.

[ж]

WOLF EYES VS. FATAL MICROBES
STEPPENWOLF VS. THE GERMS

[ryanlescure]

Originally posted by ж
WOLF EYES

nothing beats the melodic beauty of "stabbed in the face"