Here is a situation......

[David_R._Gross]

You're at a show. Nature calls and you figure it would be a good idea to relive yourself. You are standing or sitting (depending on the situation and gender) and notice a still sealed candy bar near by. It looks to be fine and untampered with....so the question is do you eat it?

[Edited on 8-20-0606 by David_R._Gross]

[muskyox]

Since I'm all about living life on the edge, I eat that sucker gone!

[Plastic_hero]

Never!!
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[josaphax]

hahaha, alaskans will eat anything. i mean, they live in alaska.

[clouds-chan]

this is the truth.

[Edited on 8-20-0606 by clouds-chan]

[architectualist]

What kind of candy bar?

[BigBlackSmoke]

dont eat it dude

anthrax

[josaphax]

i assumed it was a snickers for whatever reason.

[Edited on 8-21-0606 by josaphax]

[David_R._Gross]

It was defiantly a Snickers........

But I thought that people would assume or consider their favorite.

[ErinStarR]

Take it, put it somewhere secret.
Later, you can eat it, because you'll either have forgotten where it came from; or whatever tampering might have happened to the candy bar will be nullified. (Statue of limitation on tampering with sugar is about three days.)

[brettenho]

i ran into a similar situation- i found a snickers bar in the bottom of a vending machine at a laundromat. i did not eat it.

[ж]

Originally posted by ErinStarR
Take it, put it somewhere secret.
Later, you can eat it, because you'll either have forgotten where it came from; or whatever tampering might have happened to the candy bar will be nullified. (Statue of limitation on tampering with sugar is about three days.)

that won't help him if it's filled with RAZOR BLADES

[josaphax]

dude, you kind of suck.

[atrocities]

19 votes, we are all horrible people.
hahahahaha

[ж]

Originally posted by josaphax
dude, you kind of suck.

josaphax, i'm going to break your skateboard deck over your pimply emo face. i will then bandage you up with ledgers from your tear-stained edition of catcher in the rye. as a grand finale, i will make you stimulate me and call you HOLDEN MYCOCKFIELD! fresno sucks, ж rules!

[josaphax]

hahaha. yeah?

[ж]

yeah, I'LL KILL YOU! keep hurling your ruthless insults at me, you pathetic, immature scoundrel.

[josaphax]

k.

[ж]

what is with these unwarranted attacks? if i were like you, maybe i'd point out how much your band sucks. but i am not like you and i never will be.

[josaphax]

huh?

[ж]

josaphax, what does your name mean?

[josaphax]

it doesnt mean anything. my name is joseph so a few close friends from time to time think its funny to call me josaphax. i dont own a skateboard (i stopped skating when i started high school and i would still have a skateboard but kirk took it out of my car and got it stolen last year. its kind of sore subject.) although your offer to bandage my wounds followed by love making is sweet i dont much like gay sex, so ill have to decline. you can try to be like me if you want; you probably wont suceed but that hasnt stopped kirks boyfriend from trying. the reason i said you kind of suck is cus when i read the thing about the razor blades it made my active imagination think about biting into a snickers a la razorblades over and over. eventually i stopped thinking about it and forgot all about this thread only to repeat the process over again. so yeah.. that felt good to get off my chest.



oh and which band are you talking about?

[Edited on 8-24-0606 by josaphax]

[ж]

kirk has a boyfriend? is that what he meant by "new and improved?"

[josaphax]

no, thats what he means by "old shitty".