wierd stories

[Freakboy]

hey ill start a wierd story and the next person continues

One day the moon picked up a pair of frankfurters and slapped it on its muzzle. It walked towards the trashculator and made a noise for the pidgeons to become weary of it's disable smilies. Sage francis is being wierd right now so the pidgeon eats the frankfurters AND........

[defgav]

The sunlight breaks. Through the creases of the pigeon's belly could be felt remnants of a journey beyond the corners of the beckoning darkness, yet no one could ever dream to encapsulate a longing gaze that had been inverted upon the surface of the sun. While breaking free of one million clenched fists, still wet from the morning's rain, Francis concedes his movements contain everything he had burried deep within the last occurrence of the delicate hiding that once forced him to the air, a ritual since forgotten.
AND........

[William]

the world around him caved in. He fell through the rocks down to where the ocean once was as it all spilled across the space earth once was below him. Everything was floating, gravity was destroyed, and oxygen had become possible in the milkly way. He flew through the air and watched as the piglets around him became Gods of the Galaxy with their soft pink bodies careening to and fro' while dodging the monoliths which violently spun in space. Francis then saw....

[Freakboy]

hahaha you win! i seriously thought you did something wrong and were posting in the wrong place..

i was like "this guys a geek freaking out..apoligizing so much..." haha

[uglytraffic]

then two people walked down the street. and they did that until they stopped. because thats what they were doing. it was their part of the story.

[opopopo]

then out of the ground came the following sound: "whurrrrr-whizzzzz-brrrrrrr-fizzzzzz" and it gave quite a scare to four fleas and a bear, so they gobbled on hay till the noise went away.

[Edited on 12-25-2003 by opopopo]

[Freakboy]

"Maybe we will never see eachother again." he said softly as his fingers stroked hers. "Please don't touch me..." she whispered, her voice filled with ache. "Why not?" Alex said softly, conserned. "Because..." Julia sighed. "When you touch me you remind me I am real."

the hay was quite angry so fought its way feverishly frolm the cannon of god with its belt blowing hay towards the sign of happy joy

once when i was a kid i had this room full of old toys and i would look for legos in there and i found TROGDOR dragon lego and i played with it.

and me and my brothers would go to koko head park and play with lego dragons and wooden carved foxes.

[slow to bleed fair son]

Is that supposed to be a Julie Doiron reference or am I just crazy?

[Freakboy]

"no, it definitely was."
"Oh man, im sorry to hear that." said joe. "But hey, there are always other fish in the sea."
"Um..I don't like fish..."
"Maybe your gay." joe smiled.
"Can we make out then?"

[opopopo]

actually, freakboy lives the most average, normal, and all around un-weird life of them all. whoever "they" are.

[Freakboy]

same for opopop. nothing about bein mick jagger is very exciting.

[William]

My real name is Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno and I currently make ambient, and generative music for a living among other things. I've been feeling like a 14 year old boy named William lately, so why not?