Shop names!

[opopopo]

You guys are rather inventive and creative at coming up with band names, but what about shop names?
The store I'm working at needs to change its name. It sells all sorts of neat vintage clothing, furnature, books, and odds and ends. We kinda want it to just be one word, or a couple if it's really catchy. Any ideas?

[i.am.superman]

wonderfull

simpleton's

kiss me in the corner

conjugation's

sorry not feelin' it too much right now. must be all the kryptonite 'round here.

[i.am.superman]

what's it called now?

[opopopo]

First it was called "Wear Else?" so that when people asked where I worked I could reply "wear else?" and they'd say "uhh, I don't know.." and we'd launch into a nice Abbot and Costello act. Then it was called Savvy, which contains two 'v's in a row, and is therefore one heck of a classy word. Both were taken by other places which were none too happy about us using their names.

[infinite_walrus]

there was a cafe on my way to work that closed down it was called the Hap-Pea cafe. The sign was of five or six smiley/cool face peas sitting in a pod. I would suggest stealling their idea, but as I said they went out of Business.

[DrinkTeaEatBooks]

Once in Africa I stumbled across a shop called 'No Money, No Friends, MAIZE!'.

They sold maize.

[i.am.superman]

how about


figglyduff?

[magneticrollerskater]

shop till you crop

[phil]

Originally posted by DrinkTeaEatBooks
Once in Africa I stumbled across a shop called 'No Money, No Friends, MAIZE!'.

They sold maize.

and I guess the first two parts were a description of the owner? Y'know, like how a store would be like, Phil's Discount Muffins or something.




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