Band Names

[RiversShackleton]

ok i know this might get outa hand but thats the point. i want everybody's best made up band names.

mine are :

Run Run!!! The Lava
Spanish and the Robotic Lizards
SkyRocket
No Bricks In My Face
Two Toothed and Buck Wild

ill post more when the visions return.

[the_sleeping_friend]

AC and the Heaters
Direction Team Players
I Miss My Robot
We Lost The Watch

[RiversShackleton]

Chinese Food Liftoff
Burn Hawaiian Shirts
Lovely Tahitian Hands
The Ideal Fortune

[DrinkTeaEatBooks]

'Impulse! Impulse! Impulse!'
'The Long Lost Cousins of Anthony'
'[your name] : The Band!'
'The Litigation Annihilation (or: The Lawyer Destroyers)'
'The 10 Things You Never Knew About Hilary Swank'
'Arnold Schwazenegger Burns His Children's Clothes. Do You?'
'The Estimated GNP (Per Person) of The People's Republic of China, 1963'
'The Drugs'

I like 'Run Run!!! The Lava'

[Edited on 12-4-2005 by DrinkTeaEatBooks]

[call me hi]

the pomeranians

i've always liked the idea of trying to get a band that doesn't exist popular by word of mouth. maybe set up a website with pictures, quotes, reviews and mp3's that don't work, maybe even sell some merchandise. so keep an eye out for the pomeranians, they're on the rise!

[canadiansforever]

Salmon Poppy and the Olive Fucks
The Sloppy Soppy Sod Brothers and their Big A$$ Band
I was a Teenage Father of three
Bastards of the Ridiculous Underworld of Tree Farmers

except A$$ wouldn't be dollar signs. I only did that because of the stupid anti-curse word thing.

[Edited on 4-12-2005 by canadiansforever]

[RiversShackleton]

Hey DrinkTea, thanx, i think im going to make that one a song name for my new band. :)

[the_sleeping_friend]

Originally posted by call me hi
the pomeranians

i've always liked the idea of trying to get a band that doesn't exist popular by word of mouth. maybe set up a website with pictures, quotes, reviews and mp3's that don't work, maybe even sell some merchandise. so keep an eye out for the pomeranians, they're on the rise!

i have a friend who did it, he got band photos for posters and everything, i forgot what has happened since

[call me hi]

'Run Run!!! The Lava' may be a little too close to 'get the hell out of the way of the volcano'.

[ollie]

i always wanted to name a band "the harshmellow roast," if i ever have one

[BigBlackSmoke]

Doo-wop Razorblade
Big Eric, Little Eric
hose bee


i have more i just have to find the peice of paper i wrote it on

[Edited on 4-13-2005 by BigBlackSmoke]

[RiversShackleton]

call me hi, i didnt know that was a band name, but youre right it does play on the same subject

[The_new_improved_Kirk]

choke save

pappa clutch and the shifters

[RiversShackleton]

i like that, press softly on the brakes, holly

[call me hi]

Originally posted by RiversShackleton
call me hi, i didnt know that was a band name, but youre right it does play on the same subject

yeah, i didn't think you were ripping it off or anything, it's the former name of the blow. i was going to suggest you use it as a song title but i see you've already decided that. a song with that title has the potential for some great fun.

[RiversShackleton]

if i ever get around to recording stuff, ill make it and post it. just dont expect it soon, im pretty lazy.

[pierrecoghill]

acid face devils

[pierrecoghill]

or acid face killers

[mrs-mojo-risin]

priests don't carry cellphones!



[Edited on 5-13-2005 by mrs-mojo-risin]

[The_new_improved_Kirk]

friends and sleap

[RiversShackleton]

The Deciders
Carnival Games and Men in Suits <----- possibly another song name idea
:cool: <------ that would be the band name
Narrowly Open Minded

[The_new_improved_Kirk]

:cool:=genius

naroowly open minded= un-genius

[Harnk]

The Neck Plants
Milk Pile
Crimes of Creep
Egg Marava
Ruth
Lethargene
A Tender Fu*k

[RiversShackleton]

A Vicious Flock
The Jigsaw Man
Three Guys, Four Hats
Computer Surround Sound System

[twinkiebots]

La Brea Tar Pits
Athelete Mort

[RiversShackleton]

Look For Me Leonardo
Matt Matt The Matt Matt <------ this ones a real name though, its a local rappers name, hes pretty big here is newark.
bleeding rainbows <--- worst one ever, just had to put it though

[BigBlackSmoke]

more:
god coffee
impregnable bandaids
good planets

[fish4fish19]

i thought of this when i ordered a soda at a mexican resteraunt yesterday

and great topic


two parts ice
one part pop

[paulpaul]

the curl

[max]

absorbent sponge

[everythingfallstogether]

batman chips.

[iletmyselfin]

these aren't mine (as i am not really a creative person), but i stole them from my friend jake:

the pinchpot motherfuckers
the postal cervix

[DrinkTeaEatBooks]

Aeropig
The Noise
The Big Wow!

[hypecity]

http://www.blacktable.com/images/0412pics/jesus/28000.jpg

[Edited on 3-22-0606 by hypecity]

[seamund]

the mustard pixies

[Robin]

well mine is indrusty of ice, and i actually have a myspace music page.. oh wow.

www.myspace.com/indrustyofice


yes indrusty is spelled wrong on purpose.

[RiversShackleton]

two parts ice
one part pop

love that name, good job!!!

[vacantmoon]

>> tequila mockingbirds

ist rad :D

[jaimi]

Two Guns For Two Hands

My nine-year-old brother came up with that one, he's ingenious.


Refrigerated Crunk is excellent...I imagine Lil' Jon popping out of a refrigerator. Get the hell out of the way of the volcano was a great name too, albeit a lengthy one. I also really like A Vicious Flock, [your name] : The Band!, The Litigation Annihilation (or: The Lawyer Destroyers), and Friends and Sleep.

[everythingfallstogether]

thats a lot of toasters.

[dad_colfax]

-pop tart fluid.
-alfonzo and his zany crew.
-ron howard's older but more attractive cousin.
-walnut+grape.

there are some names.:D

[dad_colfax]

holy cow drinkteaeatbooks, "the big wow!" is good.

(that wasnt a band name.)

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by dad_colfax]

[everythingfallstogether]

-get this kid a salad!
-the blue-footed boobies

[ihavenoface]

thrudes(three dudes)=brilliant
or thats so easy I could do it with my dick out
or billy's electric symphony
or Johnathon Derek called and said he couldnt make it
or Jason XXX
or Michael Jordan
or A dog named Eric (think about it, funny right?)
or Dude chicks are for fags(where have I heard that?)

[everythingfallstogether]

dudes with 'tudes

[$]

the pediatrics
the bank dicks
the new number twos
the insurance policies
the family illnesses
the death of dinner conversation
musique concrète and the roosevelts
the aleatorics

[ollie]

"teh r0x0rs" would be good, but not unless the band planned on being around more than a couple of months.

[RiversShackleton]

Spanish Zebras Are Not For Eating

[DrinkTeaEatBooks]

Dudes With 'Tudes made me laugh for a full 30 seconds.

These Chicks Don't Even Know The Name Of My Band
The Boy Who Was All :mad:

[fish4fish19]

i hate ampersands

[jaimi]

TSS

[nice man washing]

The Green Husbands
Tight White Sock Riders
Milk That Motorway
Quiet Postman
My First Oilwell
Insanity Lattice
Silvery Mist
The Blunt Quotient

[nice man washing]

Pondlife
Damp Enigma
Lazy Stain Remover
Bicycle Copse
Orange Rotunda
Ceiling Fans and Extractor Fans and Fans and Fans and Fans
Muddy Morals
Intensifier Bacon
Blue Marooned Bassoon Benders

[RiversShackleton]

PP
Shaving Apes
Muchas Flores

[jaimi]

Blowtorch Bob

[RiversShackleton]

fifteen ways to write a song <----- more of an album name

[jaimi]

The Carcinogens
100% Good
Unstoppable

[wickerwhistle]

seabees.

[Fwching]

How about something historically or military inspired, like the Decemberists (even though their name is not spelled like the aristocratic revolters).

Like, um... Ivan [the Terrible] and the Oprichnina

or Mercantilism Is the Way!

or the Emo Rousseaus <--- I think I'll keep that one

or Louis XIV!... wait, no, that has already been taken and raped up the ass by a horrible excuse for a band

I think I may have one more in me... oh man I love French history... Robespierre and the Reign of Terror

yeah

[AlliedToasters]

John And His Traveling Troupe of Good Citizens

?

[AlliedToasters]

Make that John K. And His Traveling Troupe of Good Citizens...

Album: What we did this weekend

1. Travel to the Big City
2. Help Somebody Cross the Street
3. Crime Prevention Central
aw, screw it, they'l never make it big

[dunnock]

"and the" bands we came up with for fun:

johnny switchblade and the picaphites!
johnny raver and the plug-a-tabs
johnny fuckass and the astroglides
johnny johnny knifefight
johnny piddle and the so glad to see ya's (my friends dog pees when she sees me)

actual projects:

johnny scantron and the #2's
whatnot and the whereforall
deserter brigade
bootleg kazoo and the helium baboon
W the Letter
awkward male hug
the metrognomes

[dunnock]

moe and the lawn

[vacantmoon]

>the metrognomes

this is great! my .02 would be to make it the Metro<>Gnomes to have it standout a little more..

you guys would have a lot to live up to w/ a name like that!

[dunnock]

Originally posted by vacantmoon
>the metrognomes

this is great! my .02 would be to make it the Metro<>Gnomes to have it standout a little more..

you guys would have a lot to live up to w/ a name like that! yeah.. too bad we're not metro enough :( maybe we should start showering

[vacantmoon]

don't fret my metroless friend.

(in the voice of terry twillstein:) i'm working on a new invention that lets mutual friends from across the globe virtually take showers together - now you can fully enjoy the luxury of simultaneously bathing with aquaintances (best friends, co-workers, spouses, etc) without the guilt of having actually shared the same shower together!

the future will be a bright one.

[dunnock]

Originally posted by vacantmoon
don't fret my metroless friend.

(in the voice of terry twillstein:) i'm working on a new invention that lets mutual friends from across the globe virtually take showers together - now you can fully enjoy the luxury of simultaneously bathing with aquaintances (best friends, co-workers, spouses, etc) without the guilt of having actually shared the same shower together!

the future will be a bright one.
no one bought it :(

[lou2ser]

urinary track stars

[vacantmoon]

>>no one bought it :(

ha ha :D

[RiversShackleton]

"Oh well we made love like a pair of black wizards"
best band name ever!!!

[memestein]

The bojangles experience
white chocolate and the funkslayers
jiminy jumped outta my head
hey balls
half calf
like some dinos

[dunnock]

of terry twillstein

[BigBlackSmoke]

HEAT BY FRICTION!!!!!!!

[Fwching]

re: Moe and the Lawn and Urinary Track Stars---

I love puns (shamefully enough). Yeah. I'm amused.

[fish4fish19]

i like the bigblacksmoke band name
heat by friction

[fish4fish19]

how about a flattering title
like "junior member" :(

[BigBlackSmoke]

why thank you! i have another one

goodnight mayonnaise

[jaimi]

the senior citizens
rogue nations
kim jong illmatic
the midnight society
the blowholes

Jonny Scantron and the #2's is awesome. I hated those scantron tests.
I also like John and his traveling troupe of good citizens, or something like that.

[RiversShackleton]

Love Pud
Moog Explosion

[fish4fish19]

excessive joy damages heart

i take FULL credit for that band name...

[$]

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

thankyou !

[everythingfallstogether]

tiananmen square dancin'

[everythingfallstogether]

the scenic routers

[DrinkTeaEatBooks]

The Internet

[auxiliaryoctopus]

The Carnabetian Army (this one is Stephanie's)

[thinkingthinking]

Originally posted by fish4fish19
excessive joy damages heart

i take FULL credit for that band name...

HEY!

That's a really good band name. Watch out, I might steal it from you!;)

[Fwching]

Originally posted by everythingfallstogether
tiananmen square dancin'

Hahah I can just see the place filled with Chinese squaredances.

[AlliedToasters]

Originally posted by BigBlackSmoke
HEAT BY FRICTION!!!!!!!

Originally posted by fish4fish19
i like the bigblacksmoke band name
heat by friction

Actually this name was not thought of by one person but came up in a conversation somehow and was introduced as much needed band name for more than one starting band, but was soon left behind the critically acclaimed Ray Zuroski, only to be resurrected later by much more fitting musicians.

Not that I'm trying to discredit BigBlackSmoke or anything.

[AlliedToasters]

Originally posted by DrinkTeaEatBooks
The Internet

Imagine a google search on that one.

[thinkingthinking]

you could always spell it 'the internette'

or change it to 'the internets'

:D

[ihavenoface]

give me all your money and touch it?
Doyle Sanders
Ive got a thriener (or Threeener)
Hey Steven tell Derek that Jonathan called and said he couldnt make it
SnakeFace
MosesFace
With a little help from my birds

[Unfantastic_Lightsource]

Ah du' Rah Jah


my little play on words....I've always like the term 'A door ajar' from that old riddle, haha, so that would be mine, we'd pose as frenchmen....my band is actually Glenn Jones: the Elliptical Sundog

[lex3191]

The earth ate the sky
Vladimer the great
baby dayliner
The mischief night
The ghost within
her crooked smile scars
The autumn leaves
her red dress

I am in a band but we are yet to choose a name. these are some I am toying with.

[mayfly_wake]

little sister jeremy
present and accounted for
the inter-office memos

also: 'the internets' is a genius band name.

[AlliedToasters]

Zoq-Fot-Pik

If anybody knows what this is from...cool, me too

[The_new_improved_Kirk]

band names:

newspapers are for people who newspapers are for.
tard fight
sharp things
The Raffi tribute band
ovulating crocodile disaster (or ocd)
I hate Yanni and hope that he dies.

my band is called happines is a warm gun

its a lot easier to just steal someone elses good idea.

i think the coolest band name is antlers. to date they have zero realeases and none of their merch. has their name on it.

[Edited on 7-9-2005 by The_new_improved_Kirk]

[thinkingthinking]

is there already a band called

the risks of disease

?

if not, then i just thought of that one

[koji]

Better Than Kevin - (my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's name is kevin, and he's got a band named "Bright City Lights" and they blow like no other).

Norbert and the Dagettes - (Angry Beavers references anyone?)

[sammyjankis48]

My favorite part of the Angry Beavers is that they had a digital clock in the background that was very apparent and the time actually changed through out the episode.

Pretty cool for a cartoon.

[koji]

All except for the one episode where they try to stay up all night - in that episode the clock wasn't plugged in.

By the way - nice user name. Memento, unless I'm mistaken.

[Fwching]

The Adam Conover Show.

(now let's see if I can make a best friend on this board.)

[TracerBullock]

hey, lex3191,
the name, Baby Dayliner, is taken. he's a singer/producer from NYC. he's on Brassland, distributed by Southern.
i like your other names, though.
check and see: www.babydayliner.com
cheers

[someoddkid]

of the world...haha...is my bands name but i made it before id heard of montreal. but i had heard of them and liked the concept of having a name telling of where one was from.

here are some others that me and the other bands im in use:
smooth vodka
flesh shields
something like stumbeline

[everythingfallstogether]

-the low-carb riots!
-the truth about snow-cones
-hit me a few times
-my team is thinking
-i rub that on my face
-your brother died

[Fwching]

Jill Hives? Like the GBV song? Idunno. I should stop trying to kill time on the e6 boards.

[RiversShackleton]

the truth about snow-cones

sounds like a winner to me!;)

[i.am.superman]

time to revive the band names thread.

when we were at disneyland, before the fireworks, there were announcements over the PA. that's where i got:

los fuegos artificiales

[Siah]

-Inject it
-Do you have to kill me too?
-I wish i had the boy
-No mysticism about turtles
-Take up the sword
-Emily, Dont
-God, Help me endure
-Hello. It's raining
-I'll stay with you until i'm dead
-Manticore Am I (my band name)
-I'm Glad We Dont Have To Kill The Stars (my band name when i think im good enough for it... its a hemingway quote)


most of them are quotes from either hemingway (the old man and the sea) or a play called "our town"

[thugginit]

i really like los fuegos artificiales (i'm a sucker for foreignness) and Hello, It's raining (i'm a sucker for salutations and water falling from the sky)

oh yeah..and no chance i'm giving you guys my band names..that's like half the battle of getting famous

[Edited on 3-13-0707 by thugginit]

[Figglyduff]

The Crouton Express
Mullets on Fire
Muesli Disinterest
Beadle
Worm Wars
Possums Falling
The Ultimate Magnitude
Chops
Birthday Suite
Delicious O'Clock
Colonel Pine
Tibetan Headstrap
Neckwinder
Crum Diggers
Fat Face Fatty Phatty
You Know its All About Turning 12
Clip Clop
Nature Boy
Tick Tick // Yes Yes
Fuck You, Asshat (The Twilight Years)
Brigadiers in Spandex
Ensigns in Distress
Chief Petty Officers in Unitards
Schlo Mo, Oh?
Gunnery Jack
Pristine Christine, Whats That in Your Fistine?


I'll sell any of my names for £1 million if anyone is interested.

[The0wlsgo]

milk activated cereal

[Cambria]

I used to have this friend in high school who would make fun of bands like Taking Back Sunday and would make up names for other "emo bands", as he called them. Some of them included:

- See you next Thursday
- Without a Seatbelt
and something like
- Smashed butterfly on the windshield (that one was from a bus trip)

He started making up songs for them too and some of them were absolutely hillarious.

[Edited on 3-13-07 by Cambria]

[Figglyduff]

Without a Seatbelt is a funny emo name, I don't know why it just makes me laugh.

[Siah]

Originally posted by thugginit Hello, It's raining (i'm a sucker for salutations and water falling from the sky) I wrote a song called "Hello. it's raining" last night, hopefully i'll record it sometime, its pretty good in my opinion.

[Laika]

Originally posted by call me hi
the pomeranians



best band name ever. I'm going to make a band called the pomeranians now thanks.

[Cambria]

Originally posted by Figglyduff
Without a Seatbelt is a funny emo name, I don't know why it just makes me laugh.

haha, yeah that was always my favorite too- I get this mental picture of little Conor Oberst lookalikes wrecklessly driving and flailing around...(without seatbelts of course)

[borregozinho]

I always thought that it would be cool to name your band after a band from old tv shows like Full House or Saved by the Bell:
Jesse and the Rippers or Zack Attack

[funeralpudding]

Screech and the Vaginas

[Spazxxattack]

The Clock Is Ticking
Thank you, Goodnight.
The distant children

ehh, i'm not to creative when it comes to band names. :D

[Figglyduff]

Originally posted by Spazxxattack
The Clock Is Ticking
Thank you, Goodnight.
The distant children

ehh, i'm not to creative when it comes to band names. :D

Those names kind of sound like a little story, like the biological clock is ticking so you hop into bed for some nooky and the future brings children! :D

[Spazxxattack]

Originally posted by Figglyduff
Originally posted by Spazxxattack
The Clock Is Ticking
Thank you, Goodnight.
The distant children

ehh, i'm not to creative when it comes to band names. :D

Those names kind of sound like a little story, like the biological clock is ticking so you hop into bed for some nooky and the future brings children! :D
HAHAAH! That..that was really funny.
Oh Oh I thought of some more!

Alone in a Grocery Cart
Peer Pressure
Daytime Eyeliner

[pinocchio]

i like big tits and the suck my veinys

or dicks fix

what a gross thread. does anyone have something elephant6 related to f***ing talk about?

[Edited on 3-15-0707 by pinocchio]