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Harnk
06-07-2004, 01:35 PM
1. I made a glass of chocolate milk and just stood starring at it for 4 hours straight

2. I took an avacado in my fist and sang "Born to Hand Jive Baby" in Slout tongues.

3. A poured a large bowl of Coco Puffs and then made some crazy hiena sounds that, if anything, reminded me of the the Late B.P Helium

4. I took a walk with Tulip Bravado, who incidentally likes Coco Puffs, which reminds me of B.P Helium, who also happens to be the guy who made the Cumquat EP that I like muchly.

5. I scattered little bits of Japan all over my lawn and prayed for Hi-C fruit juice, much like our B.P does

6. I bought a sheer flowery necktie and a pair of striped stovepipe trousers, in hopes that our B.P would be coming over for supper.

7. I suckled the gravy from a two ton veal roast, knowing full well that B.P would have liked to have been doing the same.

8. I filed a lawsuit againgst my butcher for using meat from a cow who was known to all in town as the great B.P Hellion, which is where our B.P got his moniker

9. I watched 157 consecutive episodes of All In The Family, all the while pickling my legs in a fresh bowl of lanterjuice

10. I bought the gasoline franchise known as BP (British Petroleum) to help promote B.P upcoming album. Although I must admit nobody in my neighborhood has caught on to the connection. Being that I have no experience in runnig a gas station I have just filed for bankruptcy all in the name of one handsome and ultimately German, BP Helium


Hi B.P ! I'm really sorry to add such nonsense to your forum. I'm hoping that such immaturity will lead you to getting your album out, which in turn will prevent me from such sillyness..as I'll be discussing your music.

One more thing, B.P. I need your phone number. I have to tell you something very important, but if I mentioned it here on the board I don't think you would be getting laid much in the future. We'll talk soon.

Your friend,

Harnk Eleanor Abartus

[Edited on 04-30-1974 by Harnk]

RaelO
06-08-2004, 04:27 AM
I called him up and left a message on his answer machine once in which me & all my friends were listening to his EP, so as he'd see he has fans in VERMONT, where he NEVER COMES TO PLAY!!! but of course he didn't get back to me. hmph! :mad:

Harnk
06-08-2004, 07:04 AM
you're weird

ihavenoface
06-08-2004, 11:27 PM
ha ha you called him Raelo! tjats weird

RaelO
06-09-2004, 02:46 AM
it's not THAT weird. i DID used to live up the hill from where he works, after all.

ihavenoface
06-09-2004, 05:36 PM
oh, I guess its not that weird then

The_new_improved_Kirk
06-25-2004, 03:12 PM
Whats wierd is that ive been chewing this peice of gum that i found on the desk where my computer is, and im preety sure it wasnt orignaly mine, it also took me atlast 30 seconds to remeber what the word chew started with, i wanted to put a g for some reason

opopopo
06-25-2004, 05:27 PM
i spilled chocolate ice cream all over myself this afternoon. mostly on my pants. i'm still wearing the pants. they're jeans, and ice cream spills certainly arn't their biggest problem. there's gaping holes a'plenty, and scarcely a square inch without traces of some sort of messy accident. why do i still wear them? they do fit nicely, i guess.

i am going to go change my pants.

The_new_improved_Kirk
06-25-2004, 09:55 PM
i know all to well the pain of having messy jeans:(

opopopo
06-25-2004, 11:09 PM
i changed pants, but then lay myself in a hammock after the rain. my bumside is wet.

The_new_improved_Kirk
06-26-2004, 12:48 AM
i just wore white jeans to dennys, i think they have greese stains all over them, but i still love them

ihavenoface
06-26-2004, 10:04 PM
I have some really kick a-word semi see through thin white pants, like the material of alladdin pants, but like slacks style. but they would rip in a second, but they are white, and semi see through so that is awesome.

The_new_improved_Kirk
06-26-2004, 10:16 PM
ive always said if i found someone with semi see threw white pants i would ask them to marry me soo....................

ihavenoface
06-26-2004, 10:19 PM
the answer is yes ok