Harnk
06-07-2004, 01:35 PM
1. I made a glass of chocolate milk and just stood starring at it for 4 hours straight
2. I took an avacado in my fist and sang "Born to Hand Jive Baby" in Slout tongues.
3. A poured a large bowl of Coco Puffs and then made some crazy hiena sounds that, if anything, reminded me of the the Late B.P Helium
4. I took a walk with Tulip Bravado, who incidentally likes Coco Puffs, which reminds me of B.P Helium, who also happens to be the guy who made the Cumquat EP that I like muchly.
5. I scattered little bits of Japan all over my lawn and prayed for Hi-C fruit juice, much like our B.P does
6. I bought a sheer flowery necktie and a pair of striped stovepipe trousers, in hopes that our B.P would be coming over for supper.
7. I suckled the gravy from a two ton veal roast, knowing full well that B.P would have liked to have been doing the same.
8. I filed a lawsuit againgst my butcher for using meat from a cow who was known to all in town as the great B.P Hellion, which is where our B.P got his moniker
9. I watched 157 consecutive episodes of All In The Family, all the while pickling my legs in a fresh bowl of lanterjuice
10. I bought the gasoline franchise known as BP (British Petroleum) to help promote B.P upcoming album. Although I must admit nobody in my neighborhood has caught on to the connection. Being that I have no experience in runnig a gas station I have just filed for bankruptcy all in the name of one handsome and ultimately German, BP Helium
Hi B.P ! I'm really sorry to add such nonsense to your forum. I'm hoping that such immaturity will lead you to getting your album out, which in turn will prevent me from such sillyness..as I'll be discussing your music.
One more thing, B.P. I need your phone number. I have to tell you something very important, but if I mentioned it here on the board I don't think you would be getting laid much in the future. We'll talk soon.
Your friend,
Harnk Eleanor Abartus
[Edited on 04-30-1974 by Harnk]
2. I took an avacado in my fist and sang "Born to Hand Jive Baby" in Slout tongues.
3. A poured a large bowl of Coco Puffs and then made some crazy hiena sounds that, if anything, reminded me of the the Late B.P Helium
4. I took a walk with Tulip Bravado, who incidentally likes Coco Puffs, which reminds me of B.P Helium, who also happens to be the guy who made the Cumquat EP that I like muchly.
5. I scattered little bits of Japan all over my lawn and prayed for Hi-C fruit juice, much like our B.P does
6. I bought a sheer flowery necktie and a pair of striped stovepipe trousers, in hopes that our B.P would be coming over for supper.
7. I suckled the gravy from a two ton veal roast, knowing full well that B.P would have liked to have been doing the same.
8. I filed a lawsuit againgst my butcher for using meat from a cow who was known to all in town as the great B.P Hellion, which is where our B.P got his moniker
9. I watched 157 consecutive episodes of All In The Family, all the while pickling my legs in a fresh bowl of lanterjuice
10. I bought the gasoline franchise known as BP (British Petroleum) to help promote B.P upcoming album. Although I must admit nobody in my neighborhood has caught on to the connection. Being that I have no experience in runnig a gas station I have just filed for bankruptcy all in the name of one handsome and ultimately German, BP Helium
Hi B.P ! I'm really sorry to add such nonsense to your forum. I'm hoping that such immaturity will lead you to getting your album out, which in turn will prevent me from such sillyness..as I'll be discussing your music.
One more thing, B.P. I need your phone number. I have to tell you something very important, but if I mentioned it here on the board I don't think you would be getting laid much in the future. We'll talk soon.
Your friend,
Harnk Eleanor Abartus
[Edited on 04-30-1974 by Harnk]