Saed

[the hurdy gurdy man]

You know who you are. And you know that this speaks to you. We have all been there, when what we desperately need most, is just what we cannot attain. Have you ever felt so lost? So depressed? So... alone?

I am here to offer you hope. Erectile Disfunction affects men (and women!) in all walks of life, all ages, all creeds, all colours. Please join with me the week of January 13 in honouring those fallen, flacid few in observing Students Against Erectile Disfunction Week. Paper your campus and work with fliers and information, and offer hope to those suffering among us.

the hurdy gurdy man

[pinocchio]

i can't get it down. dude when i drink i can bang for like 5 hours. usually i have to conjur up images of fat men on toilets eating fried chicken to not erupt in 5 minutes. alcohol has the opposite effect. i have to close my eyes and focus so hard to finally explode. girls seem to like that though, hurdy gurds

just kidding i made all of that up

[Mutineer]

IF YOU EVER FELT
ALONE

IF YOU EVER FELT
REJECTED

IF YOU EVER FELT
CoNFUSED

IF YOU EVER FELT
LOST

IF YOU EVER FELT
ANXIOUS

IF YOU EVER FELT
WRONG-ED

IF YOU EVER FELT
UNCLEAN

IF YOU EVER FELT
ANGRY

IF YOU EVER FELT
ASHAMED

IF YOU EVER FELT
CURIOUS

IF YOU EVER FELT
USED

BE PREPARED TO FEEL
REVENGE

FEEL THE ROMANCE

MY BRUTAL ROMANCE

MY BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE

MY MISERABLE ROMANCE

MY X-RATED ROMANCE

MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE

MY INNOCENT ROMANCE

MY SCANDALOUS ROMANCE

MY SELFISH ROMANCE

MY WATERCOOLER ROMANCE

MY PATHETIC ROMANCE

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

[the hurdy gurdy man]

We have bruthahs!
We have sistaz!

We will prevail!