An invitation to the Olivia Tremor Control

[dpb]

(I originally posted this on the Olivia Tremor Control board but something suggested I post it here too)

Dear Will, Bill, Pete, Eric, and John,

I have been a fan of the Olivia Tremor Control for 8 years. I have been a fan of my fiance for 7. I would love to bring the two of you together for a one-time menage a trois. Sometime in the next 62 days, my fiance and I will be married, shortly after that we are throwing the most awesomest, post-wedding party EVER. I writing this to invite you to play at the Event. After traveling down to Athens from Boston and seeing you live for the first time back in 2005, I know you are the perfect band for us.

I will provide:

1) a fair salary and/or donation to orange twin (name your price or donation amount)
2) all the food you can eat
3) all the beer/wine/spirits you can drink
4) room and board (about a half mile away from the venue)
5) a small intimate venue (200 person range)
6) lots of free bowling, dancing, pool tables, and karaoke
7) wedding cake!
8) I will purchase carbon credits to offset any damage done by the car ride up to boston

I realize I am not Vincent Gallo and this isn't All Tommorow's Parties but you should totally come play for my party. If you have ANY questions, please ask me! I can work around your schedule. I am 100% serious. Thank you.

Love,

Dave

PS. If the Olivia Tremor Control says yes then everyone on this message board is invited to my wedding party. Totally free show but you have to give me a wedding gift, preferably beer.

[JoeJustJoe]

Dave,

Make it happen & I'll buy you enough beer to kill a dozen fratboys. Good Luck!

[RaelO]

I'll bring a coupla growlers of Forbidden Fruit from the Vermont P&B. You'd love it; it's a wheat beer with raspberries.

[boyindrag]

me and my girlfriend would fly from sweden if you would make it hapend. we could bring swedish beer.

[Fwching]

I'm not old enough to purchase spirits but I'd figure out a way.

[pgrube]

If you can get the otc up to boston i will amazed and forever indebted.

[thugginit]

i would for sure bring some box chianti for this occasion

[dpb]

Thank you for all the support! Someone had mentioned emailing cloud recordings directly with my letter and I did. If anyone has a way to get this message out to the members of the band, I would be extremely thankful. I am willing to do whatever it takes to get this to happen. It would be the most awesome post-wedding party ever

[pgrube]

By the way, what part of boston are you in? I've been here for 2 weeks and i'm still exploring. Know any cool places to go? I'm looking for coffee houses and things of that nature.

[Edited on 9-14-0707 by pgrube]

[ggrisamore]

what are the dates?

[tackledspoon]

If this happens, I'm there. Congrats on the wedding, by the way.

[ted_pressure]

i would fly out. i hav a friend out there. and expect a bomb gift.

[tomatoesandradiowires]

LOOK OUT< TED'S GOT A BOMB

[Big-H]

Are 4 wine coolers...cool?

[robonuckket!]

Ahhh! This does sound almost impossible, but amazing. I wish you the best of luck.

[1993]

I'd be down. I'll throw in some nice Canadian beer.