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11-13-2008, 08:22 PM

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Marbles & Diamonds

Vikalina was taking a walk when all of a sudden the ground started to crumble. Startled, she looked down at the ground. She was amazed by what she saw through the small crack in the sidewalk. Endless depths of blue! She was in a trance, not believing what she was looking at, when the ground suddenly started to crumble again. The spot she was standing on gave in, and she fell into the endless blue. She tried to scream, but the blue did not carry sound further than a centimeter or two (not even far enough to go from her mouth to her ears). After a terrifying two hours of falling, she couldn’t even see the crack she fell through. “Why not bum a smoke before I die?” She thought. She pulled her lighter out of her pocket and lit it. What happened then was something no one in her situation could have ever possibly predicted. Less than a millisecond after her thumb ran down the lighter, the entire blue mass caught on fire. Miles and miles of fiery fields surrounded her from all directions. Due to some unknown invisible pressure, she shot upwards like a rocket thousands and thousands of feet until she could see the whole in the sidewalk again. Closer and closer she slowly approached to the spot she had fallen through hours ago. Finally, she shot out of the hole. But she didn’t stop there. In fact, she didn’t even slow down until clouds were flying in her eyes. She finally lost her speed drifting upwards through a cloud. It took her forever to catch her breath. Her eyes adjusted to the darkness of the cloud interior, which seemed more like a soft cave. Where was she? Was she alive? It took her a while to notice, but there was a faint light on the other side of the cloud (or whatever it was). She crawled over to it. When she reached the top of a small hill, she looked down and saw what gave off the light. Marbles and Diamonds were spinning in circles around some invisible gravitational center much like the planets revolve around the sun. She cautiously touched a marble and was zapped one millionth of her original size. She landed on the marble, which she now realized was a small planet of it’s own.

I'LL EAT YO DOG!

A story I wrote in The Fourth Grade:
“Crack.” That’s the sound an egg makes when it first opens. It’s my first time I see the world out of my eyes. Though it’s useless because-just like any sea turtle-I don’t see well on land. I slowly make my way out of this pit I hatched in. Even though most of my brothers and sisters didn’t make it to sea, I’m lucky. I’m soon in the water. The large sea creatures make me feel so tiny. Still, I’m not discouraged. I end up in a safe, dark, sea cave with a crab named Joe. His favorite game is tennis. We play it all the time, and I figured out it’s a real good time-waster. Joe is seriously good at it. I mean he is like a champion at that game. Then one day, I ask Joe if he wants to play a game of tennis. He replies “Sure.” Later on, we both figure out Joe has lost his spark. “What’s going on, Joe?” I ask him. He sat there silent for a second. “Tennis just isn’t fun anymore.” The next morning, I’m swimming around the reef. “Hello!” a stingray says to me. I swim on the outskirts of town (the coral reef). Then, out of the blue, a shark attacks me. Luckily, my shell saves me. But He’s still knawing on me and it’s only a matter of time till he finds out that turtles actually have shells and he bites off my head (The head-into-turtleshell myth is fake). “Joe!” I screamed. “Joe, come here! Joe!” I saw a figure coming into view. It was Joe! “Get over here!” I yelled. He had a tennis racket and a tennis ball in his hand. “Drop those! You don’t need them! Don’t risk killing me!” I said. Boy was I wrong! He hit the ball with the racket and it was flying through the air faster than a comet. Then “BAM!” it hit the sharks’ eye so hard that it made a creature that usually was the toughest animal in the ocean cry like a two-year-old kid does when he misses his mother! “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!” he screamed in pain as he ran back to wherever he came from. “You saved me from a shark with a tennis ball, Joe! You’ve still got it!”

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